Why you may say “anybody want a teenager?” once you have one

Naaah. That NEVER happened to ME!

Note to anyone who will have or does have a teenage boy – read Zits every day. It has captured the experience so perfectly!! There is some crossover if you have a girl of course, but it is particularly spot on for the teenage male animal. Lord help me but I am about to enter that stage again later this year. Better stock up on the vodka.