Things that make you go "hmmm?"

Snippets from my phone conversation with the receptionist at the surgeon’s office where I must go for follow up on the biopsy results.

Receptionist: “Why are we seeing you?”
Me: “Follow up on breast biopsy results.”
Receptionist: “Okie Dokie. Will March23rd at 10:45am work for you?”
Me: “Yes, that is fine.”
Receptionist: “Okie Dokie. Which phone number is the best for contacting you?”
Me: “The work number”
Receptionist: “Okie Dokie. Do you know how to get to our office?”
Me: “Yes, I have been in that building before. The one behind the hospital, right?”
Receptionist: “Yes. Okie Dokie. See you on the 23rd.”

Okie Dokie????????????

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There is a black BMW 3-series 2 door with after market black rims in the parking garage at work. Later model though not the newest. It has something hanging from the rear view mirror that can clearly be seen through the windshield. About a 5×5 inch sign. White with black letters – bolded. It reads:

I Heart (as in a picture of a heart in red)
My Penis.

Ooooookaaaaaaaaaayyyyy. There are now several of us who will be watching VERY closely to see just who gets in this car!!!