Perhaps I should be more specific. Basement Cubicle Workers take note:
When your perfume budget requires you to shop at Pic n Save – do not take a shower in it in the bathroom at work. That kind of stench spreads faster than a red stain on a white shirt. Remember the Brylcream ads? A little dab will do ya. I promise.
*cough* Just my .02 *cough*
Trees & Flowers & Birds! 
Too funny. One would think this sage advice woud be most obvious to anyone with active olfactory organs. Then again, maybe not.
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Some people are sensory-impaired, including the sense of smell. However, even when they are making everyone else ill with their stench, still get all huffy when you bring it to their attention. I am speaking as one who, in my early 20s, told some old biddies on a interstate train ride that they “needed to wash off in the sink” because their overpowering, clashing perfumes were making me feel nauseated. Easier to do, I know, with people you know you’ll never see again.
I wish you luck with your odiferous colleague.
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