“Refreshingly Retro!” Hey folks! Instead of potentially poisoning yourself with excess amounts of High Fructose Corn Syrup(HFCS) – look what we are doing for you! We are providing you with soda made with SUGAR! How fabulous is that?! Because we know you WANT that! And because even folks who are not totally into food issues are starting to figure out that excessive use of HFCS might be at the heart of the nation’s obesity & diabetes issues! Still…this is just for a LIMITED TIME ok? So hurry because this flash back to the past when our sodas didn’t accelerated your bad health issues quite so quickly will only be here for a blip. Then it’s right back to your HFCS induced high blood pressure! Yay!!!!!!
(yeah, I’m probably going to get some just to send them the message that there IS demand for it. But it still irks me!)
Probably doesn’t help that I am reading my friend’s book on the food industry right now!